technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
take a chill pill, your honor
“I don’t take my shirt off and run around on a beach.”
"I needed to frolic!"
OMG THESE FUCKING PEOPLE.
I don’t even watch supernatural, but i think half of my blog is these idiots
Today is going to be such a good day. I am going to get a facial to try to undo all the stress side effects. Then I will meet my friend for dinner! Ahh I get to have a normal life again!
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
IS THAT U CAUSE HOLY HELL YOU ARE HOT
Aww thanks ya that’s me haha ^^;;
redbean ice cream: ideal partner - Manuel Neuer
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of:1. Finishing law school, 2. Finish the bar (even if I don’t pass), 3. Not giving up on my dream even if it is futile.
strawberry iced tea: your best feature: Hnnnnnnnn My legs maybe? I donno I am not that attractive.